Wednesday, October 26, 2005

yest, which waz a tues, i had decided i wanted to go home at 1600 after a meeting, since ive been having so many meetings within the span of 2 meagre days. juz mon, i had meetings from 0830 to 1530 (thereabouts, possibly later). so i decided enuff waz enuff, - i needed to get out of sch asap.

however, b4 i left, i decided to walk ard to check out my cca students, as i had been doing since i came onboard. so i went around, asking students to show me wat they've learnt, or juz to talk nonsense with them. prior to this, i had gone up once to walk ard, but i went a second time round coz i promised this one kid dat i would be back to listen to his 'flight of a bumble bee'. well, the bumble bee did fly. however, i was to find out that i wasnt going to be able to take flight like the fortunate bumble bee.

as i rounded up making my rounds, and waz abt to walk back to the office to grab my bag and zao, i waz stopped by a student who almost have the same name as me, save for the middle word. but his chinese standard is nowhere the same as mine, and leaves much to be desired. (he does speak good chinese tho.. so i dunno why. bewildered they leave me, these kids.. as alwaz)

the reason for him having to waylay me waz coz the lib happened to be closing early at 1600 dat day, as the librarian had to leave early. so the sec 4s pia-ing for their o levels inside had to evacuate its premises temporarily until 1800, when the teachers on duty would come and open up the library again. UNLESS SOME TEACHER VOLUNTEERS TO PLANT HIMSELF (in this case) IN THE LIBRARY FOR THE 2 HRS. well, this student, and another, decided i had the potential to do that, and they were right! coz i didnt want to see their diligence and enthusiasm to study being upsetted by the lack of a venue. so i plonked myself in the library to do my work, while they did theirs. waylay no. 1.

at 1800, finally, as i waz about to go to the office to grab my bag and zao (sounds familiar eh..), i received a call from one of my cca student. i usually do not bring my handphone with me when im in school, but that day i did, and i waz to find out that waz not a good idea at all. the student told me, to my utter aghast, that he had brought the cca room keys home! i had to make him come back and lock up the rooms as well as return the keys. this took around 45 min, and by the time the whole fiasco waz over, it waz 1900+++. waylay no. 2.

well, anyway, on my way back home, i went to macs to get fast food, tho i should really not be eating it, coz (1) i have high cholesterol (refer to 'lipid profile'), and (2) i waz already down with flu and sore throat and cracked lips. as i waz on the bus, one stop away from home, my friend called and told me one of our friend's dad had passed away, and asked if i waz interested to go for the wake that night. i said yes immediately coz (1) tho he's not a particularly close friend, i find a certain affinity with him, and its a pity we never got to become better friends, and (2) his mum had passed away not that long ago, and he's the only son. so i thought i should and muz go, and i did.

however, to my dismay, it became nothing short of a mini gathering of his school-mates (i waz his bmt mate) half hour into the visit. after hoping for around 2 hours there would be someone i know enuff to start a conversation with, i waz sorely disappointed and took off to take a walk around the estate. (the estate, w_ _mp_ _, is really quite a nice, quaint and self-sufficient little town. i actually quite liked it!) in the end, we left ard 2330, and i reached home ard 0030. waylay no. 3.

i guess for many people, life is like a constant waylay, if i can put it that way.
while a 5-yr-old kid waz on his way to a happy family, he waz waylaid by a divorce
while jay chou and his gf were happily shopping in japan, they were waylaid by paparazzi
while some guy waz saving up for the future, his plans were waylaid by a relative who needed cash to repay some debts
while a certain group of sec 3 students were laughing their way to yet another a1 in chinese, they were waylaid by a difficult paper and a strict marker

coincidental as it may sound, juz today (a day after the 'yest' - the 1st word of this entry), as i waz having coffee with 2 other senior colleagues, they were talking about how life is alwaz so unpredictable and waylay-y. they ended up advising me to 'see things open' (看得开), and take life in stride. i sort of agreed, but not coz life is unpredictable. instead, its precisely coz life is all part of the sovereign and perfect plan of God that i can take it in stride, come storm, thunder, rain, sun or dew.

no wonder there is a saying in chinese which goes.. 半路杀出一个程咬金。

end-note: a couple of years ago, my army buddy (which means i chiong sua-ed with him for almost a full year, before i disrupted), got waylaid by death, when he waz juz diagnosed with 'some viral infection', which deteriorated exponentially, and passed away soon after. he waz my age, in uni at that time, all ready to go for his student exchange programme in germany. we (the platoon) were at his deathbed, watching him turn purple and breathe his last. we helped to organize the funeral. we, i, we all cried buckets. his birthday waz 2 days ago. happy birthday, kelvin. waylay no. n, where n tends to infinity.

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Thursday, October 20, 2005

here's wat some of my students said abt me after 1 sem of teaching.. i got them to answer the following million-dollar qn..

上了两个学期的华文课,你认为最大的不足是什么?

没有不足,可是太多作文。

最大的不足是女孩子太吵了,使我无法专心学习、听课。(x4) [hahah, so funny!]

太多《每周新闻谈》。

真的真的没意见! [i already told them specifically not to write “没有、不知道或没意见之类没有主见的话” liaoz.. haiz.]

hmm.. 我觉得最大的不足就是缺乏娱乐性。我觉得应该有多点游戏或通过歌曲、电影来让我们了解华文,而不应该只读课本。 [but i already played 'who wants to be a millionaire' with them liaoz! muz be not often enuff..]

我觉得最不足的是同学们在班上发表意见的时候,其他同学都死气沉沉的。即使老师问“有没有问题?”,我们大多数都不会回答。虽然我不喜欢这样的现象,但这好像已成为我校学生的习惯,改也改不了。

功课太少。 [isnt dat wat all students want? then when you give more homework, they complain. win.]

我觉得每次在上华文课的时候,班上的同学都一直在说话。做任何作业时,他们都在说话,令我感到很烦。老师,你要严格一点。:) [i super agree.]

上课最大的不足是没有播教育性质的 video。我们看了这些 video,才会对课文有更深刻的印象。我不喜欢读 newspaper articles。You can record the whole news telecast。不过,老师你已把我们的班应付得很不错。Yeah! Well done,老师!感谢您。 ['record whole news telecast'?! best.]

我觉得很好啊。我看得出老师很用心,但不足的地方是你无法 capture 我们的 attention;就算成功了,也不能持久。但还是希望老师不会气馁,continue to work hard。感谢您!加油吧!

时间不足。(x2)

Err.. 我认为可能是有时学生不合作,把整堂课给弄 sianz 了。(老师加油!:))

我觉得最大的不足应该就是不能好好的上课,因为有时大家都不专心。(Paiseh.. 我真的不知道要写什么)

没有娱乐节目,eg. 电影(很少) --> 几乎一年一次。哈哈。很少互动。老师太叽喳!哈哈!开玩笑!太多作文!

口试的时候让别的同学听我们的谈话内容。有时候管不了整个班。太多作文。老师华文不够好!哈哈!有时候太早来,有时候太迟来。 [come too early come too late also mistake? gosh..]

我认为没有看 VCD 的活动。这类活动能使我们能从中学到一些生字。

不够娱乐吧?

上了两个学期的华文课,我认为时间不足,因此没时间教完。 [but but but.. in fact, i taught the fastest among all the classes liaoz..]

我认为最大的不足是老师并没有制作一些富教育性质的游戏给我们玩。这类活动能让我们对华文更有兴趣。

我觉得这两个学期的华文课都过得非常地充实。我的收获与知识也丰富了!唯一必须改进的是同学们之间的团结精神。你不妨试试举行一些有关华文的游戏。可是,你现在的课已经很好了。

我认为对华文字还不大认识。因为用的字很不.. [cldnt read the last few words - handwriting abit cannot make it.]

我认为最大的不足就是上课时的纪律不好。如果能有安静与___的课室环境,就不会打扰老师教课了。

我认为最大的不足是没有练习回答理解问答。 [i super agree too. think im partly responsible for the drop in results this exams. shucks.]

我认为最大的不足是很少练习和温习。如果有足够的练习和温习,我们就可能考到比较好的成绩。 [read previous]

我认为最大的不足就是在课堂上的游戏不多。而且,由于我是很喜欢音乐的,所以我希望能用流行歌曲教课。

应该有多一点自由活动。 [?!?!?!]

最不足的就是我们无法让您好好地教我们。我们这些学生的华文程度不是很好,我们只是在考试前有准备。您也不会太无聊。虽然我们没有听你讲课,可是我们还是学到了一些东西。您也没有讲废话或叫我们做没有必要做的作业,哪像之前教我们的老师。至少你会要我们读新闻,然后写感想。这样子,我们也学了很多东西。

其实我觉得老师已经把课安排得很好了,没什么不足的地方。但我觉得老师要求我们做的 powerpoint presentation 有一点多余和 ineffective。就算我们做了课文的 presentation,也不见得我们会对课文有更深一层的了解。(we do it for the sake of doing it.) Additional notes: 其实你是我碰过最好的华文老师。因为:你不通过骂人来 capture the attention of the class*、不会太 naggy*、给的功课不算多,也挺有趣,因为可以发表意见、sociable --> 有跟着潮流走、可以接受学生开玩笑,也会跟学生开玩笑*、会播歌曲给我们听、gives constructive and encouraging comments*。last point:《每周新闻谈》 is better than doing 剪报(which is a waste of time)
* - important factor

我不晓得考试时如何练习才算足够。我也不知道如何去回答各种不同的题目,但是大部分的东西我也已经领悟到了。

我认为老师应该多教我们一些新的成语,好让我们在作文和考试时不会碰到太多困难。

那就是老师想出来的活动不够精彩。

edited for mistakes, comments in [square brackets] mine.

looking at my previous previous entry, i waz wondering if i wld be slammed by my students for commenting on their comments, and therefore getting myself into alot of trouble. (read: the recent student-read-teachers'-teacher-read-students'-blog saga)

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Blood Cholesterol
Normal Range
Total cholesterol level: <201 mg/dL
HDL (Good) cholesterol level: >39 mg/dL
LDL (Bad) cholesterol level: <130 mg/dL
Cholesterol/HDL ratio: <4.6

Your blood cholesterol result is as follows:
Total cholesterol level: 233 mg/dL (High)
HDL (Good) cholesterol level: 63 mg/dL (Normal)
LDL (Bad) cholesterol level: 162 mg/dL (High)
Cholesterol/HDL ratio: 3.7 (Normal)

Your cholesterol profile is elevated due to:
High Total Cholesterol
High LDL Cholesterol
Excess cholesterol is deposited in the walls of your arteries, causing hardening and narrowing. The deposits once formed, cannot be easily removed. It is important for you to lower your cholesterol level early to prevent the deposits from forming. You should lower your blood cholesterol level through diet and exercise.

ie. NO MORE seafood, NO MORE sucking the prawn heads, NO MORE suppers, NO MORE chocolates or ben & jerry's or any chocolate ice-cream, for dat matter, NO MORE (cheddar) cheese, NO MORE sucking up the half-boiled egg yolk... yada yada yada. boo. :(

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Monday, October 10, 2005

Sedition act.

Shudder.

Silence.

(and of coz..)

Semestral Assessments. (aka exams)

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